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Vedmedyk [2.9K]
2 years ago
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I might give brainliest if yall tell me a funny joke

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cluponka [151]2 years ago
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Answer:

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

Explanation:

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