Answer: You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?
I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still.
Ok ok one more How many licks until I get to the interesting part of this conversation?
And I hope ur wife in the future brings a date to ur funeral.
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