Answer:
you should say this *Ahem* Hello sir it seems you have dropped your wallet
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* oh it appears that is not my wallet
But you It has your name (The wallet says Richard)
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* why yes that is my name
Then that means it's your wallet so here you go.
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* It is not my wallet
But it has your name, your picture, and it fell out of your pocket
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* yes that did happen
then it's your wallet
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* no I'm starting to think it's your wallet take it home don't let anyone see the wallet otherwise people will take it.
Uh ok???
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* now let's see where'd I put my wallet wait...
MY WALLETS GONE!!!
(Sees the kid that tried to give him his wallet back)
*Doing and old gentlemen voice* THIEF, THIEF YOU STOLE MY WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLICE, POLICE CATCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explanation:
My throat hurts now I'm going to have to take sore throat pills
by the way this is all a joke just call an old man or woman a Sir of ma'am
