Question

Hi! I have a question about Russian language. How do you use:

Answer 1

Answer:

you should say this *Ahem* Hello sir it seems you have dropped your wallet

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* oh it appears that is not my wallet

But you It has your name (The wallet says Richard)

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* why yes that is my name

Then that means it's your wallet so here you go.

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* It is not my wallet

But it has your name, your picture, and it fell out of your pocket

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* yes that did happen

then it's your wallet

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* no I'm starting to think it's your wallet take it home don't let anyone see the wallet otherwise people will take it.

Uh ok???

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* now let's see where'd I put my wallet wait...

MY WALLETS GONE!!!

(Sees the kid that tried to give him his wallet back)

*Doing and old gentlemen voice* THIEF, THIEF YOU STOLE MY WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLICE, POLICE CATCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Explanation:

My throat hurts now I'm going to have to take sore throat pills

by the way this is all a joke just call an old man or woman a Sir of ma'am