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I am Lyosha [343]
3 years ago
9

Can anyone tell me a joke. The one that mskes me laugh the most gets brainliest. There is No limits, you can't be racist though

by you are can be homophobic and anything else. This is for entertainment purposes only. ​
English
2 answers:
marin [14]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

A thief broke into my house last week. Then he started searching for my money. So I woke up and started searching with him. Hope this gave you a laugh.

Gelneren [198K]3 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Knock knock

whos there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke.

Explanation:

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