I think its Irony. It cant be simile because it doesn't use like or as. it's not comparing anything so its not metaphor .By saying the teacher used a long speech about long speeches makes it ironic.
I don't have time to do the whole essay here's an idea I guess:
I think that the United States should adopt a digital currency due to recent events of the pandemic and it would be more efficient. Cons could be that the system they use could get infiltrated but I doubt that could happen.
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ajjaa lol I'm just wasting the points I stole from some kids lol
The answer is D. Kanga-roo
Why are you going to Canada in June?