Hey there!
Love this riddle :)
Your answer would be a map. Maps show all these things quite two-dimensionally and <em>map</em> them out for you, but they don't really <em>have</em> these things physically. They're often just pictures.
Hope this helps!
This statement literally makes no since
it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters
Lets use Taylor Swift as an example: If the author States something like "She is awesome" or "She is the best singer". The author is biasing her liking upon the character. But, of course, not ALL people think Taylor swift is awesome or the best singer. If you wanted to see a non-opinionated statement, it would say something like "There are many people that Taylor Swift is the best singer but many others do not". That statement isn't biased. I hope this helps.
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My favorite color would be pastel purple. And I guess my favorite food will be pasta.