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siniylev [52]
3 years ago
14

Assess these puns. How bad are they? Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 it'd be a chicken Sedan. Endure the Punis

hment. A magical owl is HOODINI. oh quit your Wine-ing. WATCH your Time.
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2 answers:
lara31 [8.8K]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

The first pun seems pretty witty. But the next ones; that's where the scale goes down. (The HOODINI one was hilarious though.)

Hope this helps!

~gloriouspurpose~

Sergeu [11.5K]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

<h2>1. Bad</h2><h2>2. Bad</h2><h2>3. Bad</h2><h2>4. Good</h2>

Explanation:

Number 1 is bad because a chicken coop doesn't necessarily have 2 doors.

Number 2 is bad because owls and Hoodini have no relation.

Number 3 is bad because whining and wine have no relation.

Number 4 is good because watches and time have a relation.

<h2>(These are just my opinions)</h2><h2>I'm always happy to help :)</h2>
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