Question

Why did the peach need to hire an attorney?

Answer 1

The peach here is very broad in  a sense that it refers to a fruit or to a person or even to a color. Given that the peach being referred to is a person, then that would be quite funny. Peach is a person that is being admired or liked very much. Since he is admired, then he has to protect his reputation. That's why he needs an attorney as much as possible in order to always protect his reputation.