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jok3333 [9.3K]
3 years ago
11

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What is your name?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing

and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding? The student said, "No Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."
Can you come up with a good joke?
English
1 answer:
Simora [160]3 years ago
3 0

Answer:

i named my dog 5-miles so now i tell people i walk 5-miles a day

Explanation:

search name jokes/puns if you need more

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