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aliya0001 [1]
4 years ago
8

Give me a good yo mama joke and ill mark brainliest

Mathematics
2 answers:
maw [93]4 years ago
5 0

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo momma so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales started singing “We Are Family.”

Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma so stupid, when her phone died, she gave it a funeral.

Yo momma so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo momma so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo momma so poor I stepped on a lit match and she said “who turned off the heat?”

Vika [28.1K]4 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

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