1 is D
2 is a I'm pretty sure
3 is D
Answer:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
FN and choppers, baby, slide with me
I know you wanna leave, come and lie with me
She said her ex the devil, I got God with me
I remember when you said,
Nine hour drives, wake me up in Kentucky
Ayy, put your foot up to the side, babe
I just wanna get money
I miss the times you used ride with me
I miss the times you used ride with me
Answer:
my response would be that this happens because of how fast you're eating your food.
Answer:
Carbon monoxide detector ,Emergency fire up ladder
Explanation:
Safety precaution
