Oooh oooh oooh! Flowers & food! Oooh oooh oooh! Flowers & food! This is a story how meat got baked dude! The fire was fly'in through the sssskkkkkyyyyyy, and the flowers turned to herbs, and the cattle was out front when the fire came down and cooked the meat up! That was how the food turned out and now we sing this sing in memory of those who died for our lunch. OOOH OOOH OOOH! FLOWERS & FOOD! (Ba-da BA!)
I hope this helps! :P =D
Answer:
D, Informative
Explanation:
The passage above is not humorous, as it is not written to be a comediacal passage. It is also not self-pitying, because the author isn't moping about what they don't have. Lastly, it isn't a forgiving tone, as the author was not directly involved in the story being told, and so they had no one to forgive for anything.