THE FEMALE IS A STRANGE UNPREDICTABLE CREATURE.
Relationships are the hardest tests man can endure, because to scale a mountain man makes gear, to reach the sky and to fly with the birds man builds planes, to scale the oceans man builds mighty ships.
BUT NOTHING MAN BUILDS AN EVER DECIPHER THE INTENSE PARADOX AND THICK CODE THAT MAKES UP THE FEMALE HEART.
Step 1: Locate the correct specimen. You don't want to spend the rest of your life with someone who scares you now do ya? Tread carefully as some of the fastest things man has ever captured on camera is the mood swing of the female, and we barely got it. One moment she may use inviting body posture, the next she may claw at your forearms
Step 2: Approach with caution!!! By far one of the biggest milestone in your adventure is this step. Muster the strength to slowly approach said creature, while keeping in mind that this creature could strike you down with a single blow, and while said creature is typically delicate and physical problems wont be an issue for you... the mental strikes this being can unleash onto your dignity and self respect can be devastating
Step 3: Keeping contact while remaining perfectly balanced, as all things should be. This is the hardest stage in your part in your journey, you must maintain the perfect amount, of investment, distance, respect, dignity, sacrifice, most of this will probably amount to your loss.
You've completed this simulation! Congrats, your together, now uh.... 50% of marriages end in divorce in 2012 at least.... so all your hard work now has a 1/2 chance of working out
