joke 1. 2 hunters were out in the woods right while they were following fresh tracks from a big elk one of the hunters drop to the ground and his eyes roll backwards so the other hunter whips out his phone and calls the hospital "I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!" he told the doctor the doctor told him " Calm down let's make sure he's dead. so there is a moment of silence the you here a big pop the hunter says "NOW WHAT!" (he shot his friend)
joke 2. I wanted to be a democrat for halloween but i could not stick my head far enough up my a/s/s to be one.
brainliest for being funny?
Answer:

Step-by-step explanation:
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4y(5y - 11)
Distribute the 4y
4y * 5y = 20y^2
4y * -11 = -44y
Put it together
20y^2 - 44y
2y(3y + 10)
Distribute the -2y
-2y * 3y = -6y^2
-2y * 10 = -20y
Put it gether
-6y^2 - 20y
Put it all together
20y^2 - 44y - 6y^2 - 20y
Combine like terms
14y^2 - 64y
The answer is 
Hope this helps!
•in fraction form the answer is 2/15
•in percentage form the answer is 13.33333333...%
the way to figure this out is to add all the numbers up and divide it by the number of red marbles :)
Answer:
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4076.56</h2>
Step-by-step explanation:
First we need to calculate the James monthly charges on his balance of 4289.
Using the simple interest formula;
Simple Interest = Principal * Rate * Time/100
Principal = 4289
Rate = 5%
Time = 1 month = 1/12 year
Simple interest = 4289*5*1/12*100
Simple interest = 21,445/1200
Simple interest = 17.87
<u>If monthly charge is 17.87, yearly charge will be 12 * 17.87 = </u><u>214.44</u>
The balance on his credit card one year from now = Principal - Interest
= 4289 - 214.44
= 4076.56
The balance on his credit card one year from now will be 4076.56
Answer: $1,135.15
Step-by-step explanation:
First calculate his basic pay;
= 40 * 14.60
= $584
Total for overtime worked during the week;
= 15 * 14.60 * 1.25
= $273.75
Total for overtime worked on Saturday;
= 6 * 14.60 * 1.5
= $131.40
Total for overtime worked on Sunday;
= 5 * 14.60 * 2
= $146
Sum all the figures;
= 584 + 273.75 + 131.40 + 146
= $1,135.15