There are inventions of time machines they can take you to the past but not sure of the present because I've never heard of it and there's no way you'll be in the past and I'll be in the present seeing what's happening in the past
okay soooooooo here's an apropriate pick up line( if you want the other, ask in the comment)- Do you want to play connect 4 because I really want to connect with you-
here's a horrible dad joke- what does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds
