Epithelial tissue covers the body surface and forms the lining for most internal cavities. The major function of epithelial tissue includes protection, secretion, absorption, and filtration. The skin is an organ made up of epithelial tissue which protects the body from dirt, dust, bacteria and other microbes that may be harmful. Cells of the epithelial tissue have different shapes as shown on the student's worksheet. Cells can be thin, flat to cubic to elongated. Cited from: https://www.msnucleus.org/membership/html/k-6/lc/humanbio/4/lchb4_3a.html
FDA: they jurisdiction over 80% of the food supply including seafood, dairy and produce.
USDA: they regulate meat, poultry and processed egg products.
You would properly use the first aid kit in whatever way needed. And if it was serious you'd call 911.