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jek_recluse [69]
3 years ago
13

Tell me a funny joke and i will give free brainliest and 23 points

Mathematics
2 answers:
g100num [7]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

I have a somewhat twisted humor and I honestly don't know if this is a joke but anyways....

Step-by-step explanation:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

pogonyaev3 years ago
7 0

Answer:

knock knock

Whos there

Noone

hahahahah

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