1answer.
Ask question
Login Signup
Ask question
All categories
  • English
  • Mathematics
  • Social Studies
  • Business
  • History
  • Health
  • Geography
  • Biology
  • Physics
  • Chemistry
  • Computers and Technology
  • Arts
  • World Languages
  • Spanish
  • French
  • German
  • Advanced Placement (AP)
  • SAT
  • Medicine
  • Law
  • Engineering
jek_recluse [69]
3 years ago
13

Tell me a funny joke and i will give free brainliest and 23 points

Mathematics
2 answers:
g100num [7]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

I have a somewhat twisted humor and I honestly don't know if this is a joke but anyways....

Step-by-step explanation:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

pogonyaev3 years ago
7 0

Answer:

knock knock

Whos there

Noone

hahahahah

Step-by-step explanation

You might be interested in
Solve the inequality:<br> 3(k + 2) -3 &lt; 15
grin007 [14]

Isolate the variable by dividing each side by factors that don't contain the variable.

Inequality Form:

k < 4

Interval Notation:

(−∞, 4)

6 0
3 years ago
Just #2 . Help !! Please :)
kirza4 [7]
180- 113 = 67

180- 67= 113

<5= 67
<2=113
8 0
3 years ago
Read 2 more answers
Write a paragraph comparing the two classes' semester grades. Be sure to compare the extremes, the quartiles, the medians, and t
Gnom [1K]

Answer:

Second class have higher marks and greater spread.

Step-by-step explanation:

First box plot  represents class first. From the first box plot, we get

\text{Minimum value }= 53,Q_1=62,Median=80,Q_3=86,\text{Maximum value }= 89

Range=Maximum-Minimum=89-53=36

IQR=Q_3-Q-1=86-62=24

Second box plot  represents class second. From the second box plot, we get

\text{Minimum value }= 56,Q_1=62,Median=74,Q_3=89,\text{Maximum value }= 96

Range=Maximum-Minimum=96-56=40

IQR=Q_3-Q-1=89-62=27

First class has greater minimum value, first quartile of both classes are same, second class has greater median, first class has greater third quartile and first class has greater maximum value. It means second class have higher marks but class first have less variation.

Second class has greater range and greater inter quartile range. It means data of second class has greater spread.

Therefore, second class have higher marks and greater spread.

3 0
3 years ago
Which inequality has no solution?<br> 6(x+2) &gt; x-3<br> 3+4x2(1+ 2x)<br> -2(x+6) X-9 &lt;3(x-3)
Juli2301 [7.4K]

Answer:

6(x + 2) > x - 3

6x + 12 >  x - 3

6x - x >  - 12 - 3

5x >  - 9

3 + 4 \times 2(1 + 2x)

3 + 8(1 + 2x)

3 + 8 + 16x

11 + 16x

- 2(x + 6)x - 9 < 3(x - 3)

- 2( {x}^{2}  + 6x) - 9 < 3x - 9

- 2 {x}^{2}  - 12x - 9 < 3x - 9

5 0
3 years ago
What expression are equivalent to 4(4x + 9)
andrew11 [14]

Answer:

16x+36

Step-by-step explanation:

4(4x + 9)

16x+36

7 0
3 years ago
Read 2 more answers
Other questions:
  • When meat cooks its weigh decreases by approximately 22% justin cooks boneless chicken thighs thats is 8oz before cooking .predi
    11·1 answer
  • The terminal speed for a person parachuting (with the chute open) is about
    6·1 answer
  • Determine if each relation is a function. Explain your reasoning.
    6·1 answer
  • Simplify the expression 9 + 4n - 1 - 3n
    8·2 answers
  • Which expression represents the same solution as (4) (negative 3 and StartFraction 1 over 8 EndFraction? (4) (negative 3) + (4)
    15·2 answers
  • in the figure below trianglePQM and triangleQRP are right triangles. the measure of lineQM is 6 and the measure of lineQP is 8.
    15·1 answer
  • What is the geometric mean of 18 and 49
    12·2 answers
  • Which is the solution set of a for -3(-x+a) 7&lt;5 when x=-1 ?
    8·1 answer
  • Decide whether the relation is a function
    7·2 answers
  • Please help me answer 1-19 ​
    5·1 answer
Add answer
Login
Not registered? Fast signup
Signup
Login Signup
Ask question!