a serious case of splinters
I'm not going to give you a paragraph since you should do this on your own but here is a general concept...
The media makes it seem as these professional athletes didn't work their butt off to get there, most of these people did though, however, those who didn't just slacked off of other and are soon to fail in their career(s).
Answer: Around 2
Explanation: Having s** more than 2 times in a week is bad for your health. But I recommend having s** one time a week (if your trying to get a child). That's my explanation!