Answer:
anytime someone comes in the room pretend to be working so it looks like you work more than you do but do the bare minimum so that there are results
Explanation:
Humorous because he states that his cat would be more persuasive than the most of the marketing team. It could also be satirical because the use of irony, but satirical usually has a purpose to address a problem in society so I would go with Humorous
Violence and bloodshed... thats my guess
