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charle [14.2K]
3 years ago
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Tell me a joke. If it's funny you get brainiest. If not a joke I report it. Thanks! (Please do not look up jokes on the internet

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English
2 answers:
andrey2020 [161]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

my exsistance

Explanation:

madreJ [45]3 years ago
3 0

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

(This joke was voted funniest joke of all time in a 2002 online poll!)

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