Question

Im done using this acc, so heres some points hehe :3best joke gets brainliest

Answer 1

Answer:

All pencils down, turn in your tests, put them in a stack on my desk" ordered the professor to the class of 200 students.

Almost every student put their pencil down except for one student who was adding to their last answer. When the other students had handed in their tests the late student walked up to the professor's desk.

"You failed" exclaimed the teacher. "You didn't put down your pencil in time and you have failed this test."

Suddenly the late student became indignant. "Do you know who I am?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

"Frankly, I do not nor do I care" the professor countered.

So the late student stuck his test into the middle of the stack of papers and walked out of the room.

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Answer 2

Answer:

I have a cat named demon I'll let you come up with the stories on your own