Answer:
it's nice though.
Explanation:
because I've been hear that song before
Question 1:
Humorous passage 1: "It (the umbrella) was made to be carried on the arm like an enormous ornamental bat and to allow one the opportunity to put on British airs as the atmospheric conditions demanded."
Humorous passage 2: "(The umbrella is) An item to be carried in the street, to be used to startle friends and—in the worst of cases—to fend off one’s creditors."
Question 2:
Passage 1 is funny because it compares the umbrella to an ornamental bat, which sounds weird in the first place. Plus, the umbrellas is said to be used by people who want to seem British, which is even more outrageously funny.
Passage 2 is funny because it treats the umbrella as a scary object which can be used even to fend off people you owe money to, which is absurd.
In both passages, the author uses tone and voice in a very witty way: he speaks seriously about absurdity, about unimaginable stuff. It is like an encyclopedia of weird and fun facts. That is what makes it funny: the contrast between a serious tone and larger than life images.
Answer:
the answer is less is more
Answer:
fact
Explanation:
what is the maximum value of the magnetic field intensity
Answer:
Michael: Hey Chike, how prepared are you for the entry test?
Chike: I've done the best I can, but I don't think I'm prepared.
Michael: Where do you have difficulty?
Chike: I don't have a clue about Chemistry. I've tried to understand it, but I can't.
Michael: I could help, if you want.
Chike: No, no need. I'm going to cheat on the test.
Michael: No, that's not good.
Chike: My mind is made up, without cheating, I can't ace the test.
Michael: If you cheat and get into college, will you keep cheating? You would still meet Chemistry there.
Chike: Yeah, you're right. What time would you be free, so we can revise?
Michael: Anytime from 8.
Chike: Alright. Thank you.
