I’d say the winner was the time my parents took me to a local New Mexico restaurant to try rattlesnake when I was a teen. which looked like dry, tough rattle snake in a red plastic fast food basket (no forks or knives could cut through it).
These types of pots can be used to plant plants, and we water plants. They are made to be water resistant. They are already orange and it might leave a little tint when it dries but not successfully.
