Number 3 and 4 is what I would say because scientifically we haven’t been able to do number 4 yet, and it’s not possible for someone to be alive to this day that was on the titanic.
The answer is A im pretty sure <span />
Humorous because he states that his cat would be more persuasive than the most of the marketing team. It could also be satirical because the use of irony, but satirical usually has a purpose to address a problem in society so I would go with Humorous
I'd say true, if its persuasive writing or something