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harkovskaia [24]
3 years ago
15

What is the best joke you have ever heard (dirty or clean).

Social Studies
2 answers:
sergij07 [2.7K]3 years ago
5 0

ANSWER: Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Explanation:

It means seconds if you don't understand

alexira [117]3 years ago
4 0
That my dad was gonna come back from buying milk
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