Question

WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this CONSTITUTION for the United States of America.
So my teacher asked me to rewrite that using slang and like modern teenage words like "UR" "Dat" "Fam" "Aight" "Lit" stuff like that. If someone could rewrite it for me. Basically like rewrite it more modern

Answer 1

Wt f...? Why must I ruin the constitution xD We da ppl of da USA, in order 2 form a more perfect union, establish da justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for da common defense peeps, yo, I am so sorry, I cannot keep ruining the constitution