joke 1. 2 hunters were out in the woods right while they were following fresh tracks from a big elk one of the hunters drop to the ground and his eyes roll backwards so the other hunter whips out his phone and calls the hospital "I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!" he told the doctor the doctor told him " Calm down let's make sure he's dead. so there is a moment of silence the you here a big pop the hunter says "NOW WHAT!" (he shot his friend)
joke 2. I wanted to be a democrat for halloween but i could not stick my head far enough up my a/s/s to be one.
Joke 3. What has more lives than a cat? A frog cause it croaks every night.
brainliest for being funny?
Answer:
Step-by-step explanation:
1 cheeseburger and 20 fries
Answer:
Step-by-step explanation:
Let's solve 2x^2 = -X^2 - 5x - 1. Consolidate all terms on the left side and write 0 on the right side:
3x^2 + 5x + 1 = 0. This is a quadratic equation. Let's solve it for x using the quadratic formula:
a = 3, b = 5, c = 1, and so the discriminant is b^2 - 4ac = 5^2 - 4(3)(1) = 13. Because the discriminant is positive, we know that there are two distinct, real roots; the graphs of y = 2x^2 and y = x^2 - 5x - 1 intersect in two places whose x-coordinates are the real roots mentioned above.
Answer A is not correct as stated, but would be correct if we were to replace "the y-coordinates" with "the x-coordinates."
Answer C would be correct if and only if we write y = x^2 - 5x - 1.
If you subtract 6 from 33 youll end up with 27 and therefore 27 plus 6 equals 33
