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Tcecarenko [31]
3 years ago
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I WILLL MARK BRAINLEST IF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH BEST JOKES AND IT HAS TO BE LEGIT IF NOT I REPORT YOU !!! ! HOUR TO MAKE ME LAUGH EA

SIST WAY TO GET SOME FREE POINTS.... 2 or more have to answer in order to get brainlest and it better not be no dumb c r a p !!!!
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Mathematics
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marta [7]3 years ago
6 0

Answer:

Joke 1: The 10 Fun Facts!

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap

2. You can't count your hair

3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue sticking out

4. You just tried #3

6. When you did #3 you realized that it is possible, only your look like a dog

7. Your smiling right now because you know you were fooled

8. You skipped #5

9. You just checked to see if there was a #5

10. You are smiling again because you never noticed there was no #5

Joke 2:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The hunter askes."

The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

Joke 3:

The Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and you will receive Eternal Life"               John came fifth, and won a toaster

Joke 4:

I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago... I now live in constant fear

Step-by-step explanation:

lol

Soloha48 [4]3 years ago
5 0

why did the chicken cross the road

yes

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