If you want to be cheered up here is some really stupid pick up lines
1: is your body from McDonald's because I am loving it
2: Shocking news: a little girl saved a fish from dying
Answer:
Mental health problems
Explanation:
Women who have had induced abortions will often feel regret, anger, and sadness.
Abnormal pain; swelling (medical)
Answer:
wheels that have been in the state for at least ninty days
Explanation: