No they would not function because if the organisms can play function in hot environments and the human body is not hot enough for the organisms to survive and function.
Earthworms maintain homeostasis by having a dual circulatory system, which contains the closed circulatory system and the coelomic fluid for respiratory gases, food and waste.
False spiders are most definitely not hermaphroditic.
The word you are looking for is loam
because the door is metal and metal conducts electricity well