An average woman needs 2000 calories and a man needs 2500 calories. So the answer is whichever one you are deciding for.
I would say either Psycho-surgery, or Electroconvulsive therapy. :)
He noises your stomach makes, called borborygmi, are normal intestinal sounds that occur during the digestive process.
Short term goals are usually easy and will take a short amount of time to achieve. Longer term goals take a while and are harder or take a while to achieve.