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katrin2010 [14]
2 years ago
6

Tell me a joke an make me smile for a reward an a joke along with it :D

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Hoochie [10]2 years ago
7 0

Answer:

What do you call a blind German?

A not-see.

Explanation:

Idek lol

Hope this helps! Pls give brainliest! Also sub to kgir633 on yt.

fiasKO [112]2 years ago
5 0

my BFF : how r u

me: fine wbu

he: I will tell u on phone

suddenly he calls me

me in the bathroom

not picked the phone and blocked him xd xd lol

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