Gravitational force = G · (mass₁) · (mass₂) / (distance)
(distance²) = G · (mass₁) · (mass₂) / (Gravitational force)
G = 6.67 x 10⁻¹¹ n-m² / kg² (the "gravitational constant")
Distance² = (6.67 x 10⁻¹¹ n-m² / kg²) (28,500 kg) (2.2 x 10⁸ kg) / (39 N)
Distance² = (6.67 · 28,500 · 2.2 x 10⁻³ N-m²) / (39N)
Distance² = (418.209 N-m²) / (39N)
Distance² = 10.72 m²
<em>Distance = 3.275 meters</em>
An absurd scenario, but that's by golly what the math says with the numbers provided. I guess it's a teeny tiny planet orbiting 3.275 meters outside a teeny tiny black hole.