Answer:
Thanks Bruv
Explanation:
There's a baked potato on a chair
My mother was just sitting there
I thought I heard her in this room
Theres only one thing to assume
My mom has turned into a baked potato
I'm pretty sure potato transformations are fatal
The potato expert will be here soon
But he's just some scrawny Irish dude
My mom has turned into a baked potato
This saucer is wearing a wizard hat
Oh my God she's been cursed by a saucer-er
Hold on a minute is that my dad
My dad has been turned into a mashed potato and I think this one is medically worse
He was my favorite patriarch but now he's just a patri-staaaaaaarch
