When Kevin pulls off this stunt, his average speed is (distance) / (time).
So, whatever the distance may be, his average speed for the trip is
(some distance)/0 = infinite speed.
Now, stay with me here:
His acceleration at the beginning of the trip is
(change in speed) / (time to change)
Whatever speed he started at, his acceleration had to be
(infinite change in speed)/(no time).
That's a big acceleration doncha know.
He needed an infinite force and an infinite amount of energy from somewhere to achieve that acceleration, and as soon as he started accelerating, his insides got totally shredded.
Whatever arrived on Planet-Y looked like a pile of overcooked pasta.
It wasn't worth the trip.
